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Ultimately, being on a desperate mission to bed a woman as soon as possible after meeting her is a newbie mindset.
Truth: Guys who are trying to "get laid" tend to be the least laid guys I know. I've said that before, and it's true.
But that doesn't keep most of us from dreaming of that shining moment when some sexy little vixen grabs us by the shirt collar very early in the relationship and wonders aloud, "How long are you going to make me wait?"
But here's what's arguably the cruelest irony in the dating world.
If and when that actually happens, most guys freak out and fall into "epic fail" mode.
Sometimes a woman really will make it clear that she's horny for you and ready to act on it.
And yes, that CAN happen as soon as the first time you ever meet her.
You asked for it, you got it...but many of you have no idea what to DO with it.
So more often than not for the uninitiated, the moment is doused with cold water...often followed by mutual embarrassment and a door slammed loudly on the way out.
If you find all of this inherently horrifying, rest assured that I've got six excellent ways to keep your head about you when all about you would probably lose theirs, as Rudyard Kipling once famously put it.
1) Realize She's Dead Serious
If a woman makes it clear she's sexually willing, she means it. It's for real, and it's not "too good to be true".
Now you just have to talk yourself into believing that, regardless of how preposterous the notion has become after years of NOT observing any occurrence of it in the wild.
In today's world if you're masculine in the way a woman defines it AND make her feel safe and comfortable in your presence you're going to get acquainted very quickly with the reality that plenty of women want sex early and often.
Don't worry, if you're generally dealing with normal women who you're meeting in normal ways, any fear that she's going to turn out to be a prostitute and demand money from you afterwards is probably unfounded. Relax.
2) She's Going To Want This To Seem Like It's All Your Idea
Mark this. Right when you suspend your disbelief that this is really happening and get to the part where you start peeling each other's clothes off, she's probably going to place her sexy little lady-paws on your chest, look up at you with a doe-eyed gaze and say, "Are we really going to do this?"
At that point you might say, "Uh...no, no...actually we don't have to if you don't want to."
Or...you'll confidently announce, "Yes. We absolutely ARE going to do this."
Either way, she'll follow your lead...feeling either just a little bit dirty and embarrassed if you chose the former strategy, OR completely validated and off the hook for appearing "forward" in her own mind if you chose the latter.
Take responsibility and lead like a man.
3) Validate Her With Your Words
It's helpful if you keep your composure as opposed to seeming completely overwhelmed. That's an understatement.
Treat the situation itself as a "matter of fact" occurrence, even as you treat HER to being admired in a much more overtly tangible way.
Validate her beauty, her sexiness AND her decision to get physical with you. Don't make fun of what she's doing, how soon she's doing it or how she looks naked.
Whatever you do, avoid judging her. It's not a good idea to blurt out that she's the only woman who's ever thrown herself at you like that, that you're not sure this should be happening, or anything similar.
4) Don't Judge Her Silently, Either
The most breathtaking irony of actually getting sexual with a woman very early on is that most guys, despite having hoped it would happen, end up thinking less of her because of it.
Most women have already figured out how this dynamic works, which is a major reason why they often wait extra-long before having sex with guys they're attracted to.
The crazy part is if you have it in your mind that a woman who enjoys sex is a "slut" or somehow degraded by her sexual openness, she's going to sense it.
Many guys--especially those who fall into the dreaded "analysis paralysis" loop rather easily (if not habitually)--have such judgmental thoughts written all over their faces.
The truth is that women have a right to be sexual as much as you do, despite their gender. It's time to check that "Madonna/Whore Complex" at the door.
5) It's Fully Possible That You Really Do Have A Primal Effect On Women That Other Guys Can't Match
The first negative thought that creeps into many guys' heads when a woman is "fast" sexually is, "Wait a minute...if she's doing this with me, how many other guys has she done this with?"
OK well, see "Madonna/Whore Complex" above.
But that aside, imagine how relaxed you'd feel by comparison if you could honestly believe that you--yes YOU--really did inspire this woman to lose her willpower and inhibitions because she just flat-out hasn't felt what she's feeling all that often...if EVER.
Yes, women have a penchant for saying things like, "Oh wow, I never do this" or "I can't believe this is happening...it never happens" as a sort of protection mechanism.
But when you've inspired uncontrollable horniness in a woman who typically takes her sweet time getting physical in a relationship, you'll know the difference.
There's usually a nervous energy there and a sense of reckless abandon in the name of emotional overflow that's unmistakable.
Considering most mortals just aren't potential Academy Award winners, you can trust your gut feeling here most of the time.
6) Realize Up Front That You Don't Have To Do This
Recognize the simple fact that sometimes sex really shouldn't happen so fast. It may fall onto you to make the right decision, which you have every right to make.
If you know her beliefs generally prohibit her from engaging in non-marital sexual activity, understand that if she breaks her moral code there's going to be inevitable consternation involved sooner than later.
Similarly, if she's married (including "separated"), if you think she's getting too emotionally involved too quickly, if you don't have condoms and/or you sense she's interested in getting pregnant by you you've got to be man enough to pull the plug on the "chemistry lab".
Again, keeping your head in the moment is a sign of maturity and will thereby serve you well in making good, solid decisions.
You don't have to blow her away by saying anything harsh. Tell her you're just as turned on as she is, and then simply state the practical case for showing some restraint for now.
What did I miss? Leave it in the comments.