Here's the question du jour, mon frere:

When is a woman at her MOST beautiful?

If you're a red-blooded, perfectly normal man your knee-jerk answer may have been something to the effect of, "when she's naked in my bed."

If your answer involved a more explicit sexual act, I can't really fault you for that either.

And I'm not going to argue with you.

But you see, those realizations come to you without my having to write you
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