I'm not going to admit to how often I get letters that read similarly to the following, because it's just too staggering a number:


"I hate women, I hate you for saying nice things about them in your articles, and I firmly believe every last one of them is going to betray me and take me for everything I've got. ...By the way, I'm still a virgin. Can you get me laid?"


Now, I trust that when you read the title of this monster you weren't expecting me...